A decree signed by Communications Minister Mayra Arevich was meant to “prevent, detect and respond opportunely to possible enemy, criminal and harmful activities that could occur in cyberspace.”

Not to mention Instagram and YouTube, which have extended their tentacles with Reels and YouTube Shorts, respectively, the test versions of which launched opportunely in the past few months.

Talent manager Scooter Braun, the recently minted Taylor Swift target, extended an olive branch to the pop star upon the release of her seventh studio album, “Lover,” on Friday — an album he opportunely dubbed “brilliant.”

Then back to one’s seat for diversion in the opportunely unreal world of late 18th-century Viennese opéra bouffe.

And let’s face it, given the chance, some journalists will opportunely shoot a business and its executives to rack up page views.