He struck out the first two batters he faced, snapping off a nasty curveball to Michael Harris II before blowing a 98-mph fastball by Austin Riley.

Yes, scouts love to see their radar gun hitting 98 mph, but Hernandez is best when his nasty slider at 86 mph is working.

What should be a nasty hoot, however, is closer to a ho-hum.

Really nasty stuff about the way I looked, sexual slurs, picking up on every small typo that you would make in a post to say how stupid you were.

You got the Fosters Freeze next to Vidiots in case you want to do something nasty to yourself after a screening.