The only thing more 2000s than a crop top is a crop top revealing a bedazzled stomach "tattoo." And you thought your flash tats were cool. Psshh.

A complete logical combination, duh!

TBQH, Christina's ensemble looks strangely similar to my first grade art project that I forced my mom to hang in her office.

Christina swore by this early aughts fashion rule: When it comes to leopard print, too much is never enough. We give her bonus points for the hot pink lace trim on her camisole, which is very 2000s of her.

Yes, these jeans are to die for—and you better believe we're scouring the internet for a similar pair—but can we take a moment to appreciate the singer's coordinated pale blue eye shadow?

Can't decide if we're more obsessed with how she coordinated the fringe on her jeans to her outfit or those remarkably trendy square toed heels.

If there's one thing you can expect from Christina's fashion choices, it's a bare midriff. Respect how she managed to rock it while looking classy AF at a black-tie event.

Christina wore a pair of red snakeskin pants that we can totally see Bella Hadid replicating any day now. Give the people what they want, Bella!

Sure, chainmail dresses have had a moment recently, it was really in the aughts that they shined the brightest. Don't miss the butterflies across the front of Christina's dress.

Because why not have your slip go allllll the way up when you're Christina freakin' Aguilera?!

Please note the train. Xtina was clearly a vision in white.

Oh you know, just a quick switch-up to turn an already iconic outfit into something even more memorable. Those platforms! I'm living.

We only have two questions: Did she purposefully try to look like a coral reef? And where can we find this same exact outfit?

The singer is dripping in gold thanks to the *many* body chains she wore over this incredible set. Please note the gold on her shoes, too. Girl commits.

While performing at the Renaissance Fair American Music Awards, Christina switched up her look with a beaded pink corset top and floral peasant skirt. She, never one to disappoint, still snuck some midriff in there.

May we please direct your attention to the bedazzled hip cutouts on Xtina's (leather!) pants? 🙌

We can't tell if it's the sparkly tiger print or the string peeking out from her hip that makes this dress so awesomely 2000s. Probably both, tbh.

There's a lot to unpack here, let's move on.

Who doesn't want to wear jeans that look like they were made from 1 million other pairs of jeans? #Recycling

From Christina's metallic bandeau top to her bedazzled belt sitting low on her hips, I'm willing to bet this wasn't the comfiest outfit to wear while sitting down.