User:KiefKief

KiefKief

This user is a member of
the Guild of Copy Editors.

This user is a member of the Bethesda task force of WP:VG.

TOOLThis user is a member of WikiProject Tool.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Internet culture.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Economics.

This user is a member of WikiProject Science Fiction.

Woahh, aha... didn't see you there.

Part human, part Appletizer - most likely found editing video game and science fiction literature articles. Will respond most positively to offerings of pesto and/or cumin sandwiches. If you can squeeze some cheese and salad cream in there too, you're definitely onto a winner.

Kiefer is a proud member of the Copy Editors Guild - keeping Wikipedia sounding exquisite.

Kiefer is a proud member of the Bethesda Task Force - bringing you the truth... no matter how bad it hurts.

Kiefer is a proud member of WikiProject Tool - vicariously, I edit while the whole world dies.

Kiefer is a proud member of the Internet Culture Project - beause all your edits are belong to us.

Kiefer is a proud member of WikiProject Economics - editing with an invisible hand.

Kiefer is a proud member of WikiProject SF - all those... edits... will be lost... like tears, in rain.

The King's Arms, Reepham - Kiefer's local and second favourite place.

Kiefer enjoys playing Indie games and RPGs, particularly the Fallout series.

Who, me?

What makes you tick, Kiefer? A question with eyes set on a wide horizon, for sure. Could I give a complete, comprehensive reply outlining the majority of the information that sparks through my head on a day to day basis? I could give it a go. Could I sum the answer up in a few descriptive words or phrases for time saving purposes? I could certainly attempt it. Could I give a brief summary in the form of said words and phrases, followed by a more in-depth look for those readers who do not know the IRL meaning of TL:DR, let alone the IRL meaning of IRL? Now that's more like it.

The Short Version

• I am a great fan of food. In particular, it's life-preserving properties. Secondary to that, I enjoy the way it feels good in my mouth and throat and I will continue to consume it until that feeling dissipates - often this can be a rather prolonged process.
• I love playing video games. Favourites include Nox, The Darkness, Fallout 3 and Theme Hospital.
• I am a powerful advocate of body and sex positivity, including the Health at Every Size movement, the Fat Acceptance Movement and the Sex Positive movement.
• I'm 20 years old - have been for about 20 years now - and I am a believer in the advantages and pursuit of H+. I've also suffered from severe depression for about 4 years now.
• I am studying PPE at the University of Essex, however I have not an inkling of what I want to do with my life as yet.
• I love sarcasm, deadpan and black humour. I'm also a bit of a stickler for spelling and grammar, as proved by the way I altered that 'black humor' link to include a much needed u. No offence to all you 'Muricans out there. I love your shows. Every single one of them.
• I suppose I'd be classed as an antitheist. I'm not keen, that's for sure. It's all a bit too cooky for me.
• I have a feeling I come across as somewhat pretentious. I'm not. Please believe me. Love me. LOVE ME.

Steam id = kiefff

Xbox Live gamertag = ChickenKiefer

Fetlife username = KieferKiefer

USERBOX ALERT

This user plays Minecraft.

This user is a vault dweller

This user prefers to play games on a laptop.

This user's SteamID is kiefff.

Melange

This user has a spice addiction.

This user loves cheesecake.

PepsiThis user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.

This user drinks
GUINNESS

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

Guitar-3This user is an advanced guitarist.

This user enjoys ambient music.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

This user loves DUBSTEP.

This user appreciates progressive rock.

This user enjoys music that melts your face.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

Supernatural

This user is a fan of the Supernatural TV Series.

AThis user loves it when a plan comes together.

HIMYMThis user is legend- wait for it- dary!

This person uses Norton AntiVirus security software.

This user is protected by a Symantec product (Norton AntiVirus)!

This user contributes using
Google Chrome or Chromium.

$\varphi ={1 \over {\sqrt {2}}}\left({\begin{array}{c}\varphi ^{+}\\\varphi ^{0}\end{array}}\right)\;$This user supports the Standard Model, and believes that it will end mankind's quest for a Theory of everything

This user is a Scorpio.

This user believes in logic.

PTThis user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, he must shoot at it until it dies.

This user studies at the University of Essex.

This user's favourite colour is red.

This user supports sustainable living.

This user believes that all procrastinators (himself included) need to unite and take over the world... tomorrow.

This user enjoys pornography.

a lot alotThis user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user reads science fiction.

1.618... This user is under the influence of Philip K. Dick.

HarThis user serves House Harkonnen.

This user is a citizen of England.

This user believes in the right of every human being to have access to Wikipedia.

This user is thinking with Portals!

This user would like to remind you that Wikipedia is not censored.

This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes.

DGAFThis user does not give a fuck.

This user finds Wikipe-tan just a little bit creepy and disturbing.

This user has a keen interest in the philosophy of physics.

This user is a Singularitarian.

GITSThis user's cyberbrain was hacked.

4This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone.

This user knows that space is the future.

This user prefers rare steak.

${\frac {a}{0}}$OH SHI–

This user is NOT a Nexus-6

This user can get online. Did you know that?

LIVE

This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag ChickenKiefer.

This user games with an Xbox 360 Controller on their PC.

TR	This user loves the Tomb Raider series.

OoTThis user plays The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

TPThis user plays The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

BYHDThis user is going to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN with lemons!

This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.

Big Brother is watching this user.

K-PAXian

This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.

Melange

This user believes that the spice must flow.

This user can read an Alethiometer.

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series but could do without Tom Bombadil.

This user escaped from the Cube.

Save FerrisThis user is on his ninth sick day.

DSThis user knows you can't fight in the War Room.

This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

TDR	This user has some Top Secret Clown Business that needs to be attended to.

Blade Runner

This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made.

This user took off and nuked the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

This user actually liked The Phantom Menace.

This user has relative pitch.

This user will never understand why adding more squiggles shortens the duration of a sound.

This user enjoys experimental or avant-garde music.

This user enjoys Chiptune music.

This user enjoys film scores.

CAPTAIN ZAPP BRANNIGANThis user finds the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

EThis user reads The Economist.

YouThis user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine.

10This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not.

!=This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.

This user loves the wisdom of Philosophy.

This user is a transhumanist.

?This user follows his own political ideals.

1600 x 1200This user contributes at
1600 x 1200 resolution.

newsThe only reality show this user watches is the news.

This user supports the rights of women who want to be braless in public.

This user is an Internet addict
and is proud of it.

This user would like to live in the Culture.

This user will move to a GSV at the first opportunity.

I BThis user enjoys the works of
Iain Banks.

This user knows that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

"PC LOAD LETTER"
What the fuck does that mean?

TDR	This user has some Top Secret Clown Business that needs to be attended to.

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

KiefKief (user) (talk) 14:50, 21 June 2013 (UTC)