Which starts with a lie: "Rather than fit all the hard graft into just one hour," declares our dungareed hero, "We're giving ourselves a full day." 24 Hour Makeover then.

Surrounded by clusters of red, pink, and white hearts, the "dungareed tomboy"-turned-"New York's hottest model" is the object of an adoration that is nonetheless shadowed by ambivalence.

The five-piece Zydecomotion have just released their third album, their stock boosted by the growling presence of Bryn 'Mad Dog' Davies, a dungareed hairy, sporting a beret, doing wonders for the band's visual image.

We awoke each morning, jumped into our Calvins, raced off for tennis or golf, showered and lunched at our clubs, only to return home to our scruffy, dungareed daughters, who scoffed at our mundane, prosaic lives.

Meanwhile Kylie has been playing it cool, trying to shake off the dungareed girl-next-door image.