Music Manager: Listen to how I say this... It's something everybody says, but I say it better than anybody else: How are you?
Pro Basketball Player: Well, I don't...
Music Manager: Shh shh! Don't talk, just listen. You're gonna be a brand. I'm want to tell your stories. Tell me your story. Not the person they see on the court.
Pro Basketball Player: My family didn't have much money. My daddy used to...
Music Manager: That is so relatable. Not to me, I'm rich, but god I always wanted to live in poverty. Now all I ask is 15% of your earnings for life. Not your whole life, after 80 it's all yours. And when you retire, you're going to get a Netflix special. Actually, everybody gets a Netflix special. Why do they even call them that? They should call them Netflix normals. You want a Netflix normal? We'll get it for you. You want the Obamas to produce? You got it. Not Barack or Michelle, that's impossible.
[yelling offscreen]
Music Manager: Check on Malia, please! Malia! No, it's not a country!
Pro Basketball Player: Can I just say...
Music Manager: Shh shh shh shh shh! You don't have to talk, not unless you're getting paid a million dollars a word, and some of those words can be "a" or "the". Listen, never say "won't" again, say "will not", because that's two million dollars. That's a Bentley. Have you ever been interested in a roofing company? You're very tall. You're much closer to rooves than most people. Oh! How 'bout this: I could book you as a freak in a monster movie. Or a dinosaur. You're as big as a small dinosaur. We're trying to develop an animated musical about the dinosaurs that survived the comet. You could play a small dinosaur. You jump out of a tree, you sing a song -- we've already got one written, it's called "I'm Still Here".
[the basketball player walks out]
Music Manager: Am I reaching you? Just sign, already.
