I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I have my podcasting gear so I figured I might as well set up shop at the nearby inn and interview some people.
This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he's nicer than Flower.
I finally got Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I'm not sure what to expect from him.
Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don't really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I'll find out today.
Boys' night was so much fun I didn't book a guest, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home.
We're still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur's floor. We need a plan to deal with all of this stuff. We also need Spintax the Green. He's my guest this week.
With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show -- that is, if you can consider two gigantic eagles normal guests.
I didn't see him at first -- probably because he's a ghost, but Chunt's dad is sitting at our table. I'm so excited to learn more about where Chunt came from.
Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see - us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore's robes and hat seem unusually uncomfortable.
I'm starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we'll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have so many questions about midwifery on Foon.
There's this guy who's always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he'll come on the podcast and explain how it works.
The Chunt for Red October is finally here. What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they're in need.
Chunt here. Arnie's hung over so I'm hosting the podcast this week. Usidore's wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he'll chat with us.
There's a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice. Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving and traditional Solstice carols.
We're joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon. People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he'll get a kick out of that.
Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the Mittens Super Calvalcade Part 1.