Pusher II (2004)

Mads Mikkelsen: Tonny

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Quotes 

• Smeden : Be a good example to your kid.

  Tonny : [ironically]  Like you?

  Smeden : Yeah, like me.

• Ø : Not much you've pumped while in prison, I see...

  Tonny : Shut the fuck up.

  Ø : Nice bag you got there, by the way.

  Tonny : Go fuck yourself.

• Kusse-Kurt : Dude, I just got this new maid in the house, right? A really nice, little cunt. Then last night, I was doing her doggy-style in the bathtub, right? Then suddenly, she slipped in the foam and smacked her teeth on the edge - four teeth out her mouth. Must have hurt like shit, dude.

  Tonny : Fuck dude. What the fuck did you do, then?

  Kusse-Kurt : Nothing. It didn't mean shit, it was baby teeth.

  Tonny : [realizing it's a joke]  You're fucking sick, dude.

• Tonny : I was just trying to...

  Smeden : [interrupts him]  Trying? What's it like being such a dickhead, huh?

• Tonny : [trying to buy a gun]  Can't I pawn something?

  Lille Muhammed : You got anything of value?

  Tonny : My shoes?

  Lille Muhammed : [in disbelief]  Your shoes? Get the fuck out of here! What the fuck do you think this is? Fucking jerk.

• Tonny : Can I smash your TV?

  Kusse-Kurt : Sure. We'll smash everything.

• Tonny : [after shooting Kurt]  I'll take the car.

  Kusse-Kurt : You're not taking the fucking car! You fucking idiot!

• Smeden : [Tonny has just stolen a Ferrari]  You fucking idiot!

  Tonny : Relax!

  Smeden : You don't steal a fucking Ferrari, unless someone's ordered it!

• Smeden : Let me see your arm.

  Tonny : What?

  Smeden : I said, let me see your arm.

  Tonny : Why?

  Smeden : I need to see if you got any... measles.

• Luder #1 : [Tonny can't get an erection]  You okay?

  Tonny : Yeah! Come one! Come on! Come on! Almost got this sucker!

• Tonny : I'M THE GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD!