The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
M.C. Gainey: Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane
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Quotes
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Cooter : [talking about the General Lee] I'm fixin' to fix it.
Rosco P. Coltrane : You're fixin' to fix it? Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor.
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Rosco P. Coltrane : It appears them Duke boys made off with your safe.
Boss Hogg : I am officially upgrading the Dukes from "fly in my ointment" to "thorn in my side, and if they happen to elevate themselves to "pain in my ass"
[grabbing Rosco's nose with the tongs]
Boss Hogg : , I'm gonna boil you.
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Rosco P. Coltrane : [over CB] I'm in hot pursuit of them Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!
Bo Duke : Piece of? - son of a bitch!
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Rosco P. Coltrane : I got two words for you: Soap and water.
Cooter : That's three words. Stupid.
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Rosco P. Coltrane : [over C.B] All units! I'm in hot puruit of the Duke boys, and their piece of shit orange car!
Bo Duke : Piece of?... you son of a bitch!