CSI: Miami (2002–2012)
David Caruso: CSI Lieutenant Horatio 'H' Caine
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Quotes
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Horatio Caine : You know what they say "You lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell".
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[to Eric]
Horatio Caine : In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours.
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[about a suspect]
Horatio Caine : He is a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet.
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Horatio Caine : [to Ryan] At the end of the day, if we don't hang together, we die alone.
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Horatio Caine : We are being detoured into the land of make-believe.
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Horatio Caine : When you have everything, sometimes it feels like nothing.
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[describing a victim]
Horatio Caine : Jeans, T-shirt... K-Mart socks.
Det. Frank Tripp : Big spender.
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[defending a woman from a suspect]
Horatio Caine : The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.
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Horatio Caine : Alright, be on the lookout for an Eastern European male with bad teeth who may have access to an ape.
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Horatio Caine : The problem with manipulation is that people can turn on you.
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Horatio Caine : Tomorrow's what you make of it.
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[arresting a criminal]
Horatio Caine : Justice is not yours to dispense, and now you're going to pay for it.
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Tim Speedle : She looked him right in the eyes when he was killing her.
Horatio Caine : And he looked back.
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Alexx Woods : Unreasonable acts are all I see.
Horatio Caine : Amen to that.
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[to Eric]
Horatio Caine : If we want to be effective on this job we have to survive, too.
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[examining a severed arm]
Alexx Woods : No hair at the underarm, but pronounced hair on the knuckles.
Horatio Caine : So, what are you saying?
Alexx Woods : What I'm saying is I'm not an anthropologist. It could be a large woman or a small man.
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Horatio Caine : The only thing that matters is the evidence.
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[about Raymond Caine, H's little brother]
Horatio Caine : The rumour of a dirty cop is far juicier than its confirmation.
Robert Keaton : You just called your own brother a dirty cop.
Horatio Caine : Maybe he was, but he didn't deserve to die.
Robert Keaton : We all have to die some time.
Horatio Caine : Some sooner than others.
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Horatio Caine : Why didn't you tell us this earlier?
Suspect : I didn't think it'd look too good.
Horatio Caine : Well, it doesn't look too good right now.
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Horatio Caine : Bag it, tag it and let's see what else is there!
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[Pedro is a suspect]
Horatio Caine : Gentlemen, may I?
Lawyer : Be kind, Horatio.
Horatio Caine : As always. All right, now, Pedro, the gun we found in your room has tied you to two murders.
Lawyer : But possession doesn't make my client the killer.
Horatio Caine : We also have your skin cells on the tourniquet you used.
Lawyer : ALLEGEDLY used.
Horatio Caine : Allegedly used.
[turns to the Lawyer]
Horatio Caine : Now, are you going to rebut everything I'm saying?
Lawyer : Yes.
Horatio Caine : Excellent.
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Horatio Caine : You're saying she married for love?
Calleigh Duquesne : I know. Wonders never cease.
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[Couple is getting a divorce and the wife turns up dead]
Det. Frank Tripp : No matter how you cut it, divorce sucks.
Horatio Caine : Frank, it's a killer.
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[Noticing a big black car in front of a witness' house]
Horatio Caine : Mm-hmm. Town car, tinted windows, take a guess.
Detective John Hagen : Fan-belt inspectors?
Horatio Caine : Nope. U.S. Marshals witness protection baby-sitters.
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[to a suspect who doesn't have to pay a medical bill]
Horatio Caine : Whatever that bill says, you will still have to pay.
