Kath & Kim (2002–2007)

Magda Szubanski: Sharon Karen Strzelecki, Lorraine Craig

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• Sharon : I've taken up golf, Mrs D.

  Kath : Oh really?

  Sharon : Yeah. Me and the girls are going down to the Peninsula to play in a tournament.

  Kim : Which girls?

  Sharon : Oh, you know, K.D., Ellen, Martina. Just the usual gang.

• Sharon : Aw, Kimmy, I think it's nice your mum's got a boyfriend. Or are they de factos?

  Kim : De facto, night facto, the fact that they're facto-ing at all I find repulsive in the extreme.

• Sharon : [Cheering for her team]  Give me an S, give me an A, give me a P-P-H, give me an I, give me and R, give me an E-S. What does it spell?

  Kim : Piss off, Sharon.

• Sharon : That is so below the belt Kim, and you know how sensitive I am there.

• Sharon : I'm not saying it's you that looks bad; it's your dress that makes you look like a frump.

• Sharon : Sorry, Kim. I was just abusing my power.

• Kath : So the feeling's mutual?

  Sharon : Well, I think so, Mrs. D. I mean yesterday, when I was incinerating the biological hazards, he came up and adjusted my rubber suit.

  Kath : Ooh, that's a good sign!