A Muppet Family Christmas (1987 TV Movie)
Gerard Parkes: Doc
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Quotes
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Ernie : Oh, hi there. Hey, we're Ernie and Bert.
Doc : Hi there yourself, I'm Doc.
Bert : Did you know that Doc starts with the letter "D"?
Doc : Why, yes.
Ernie : Yes! Yes starts with the letter "Y".
Doc : True.
Ernie : And true starts with the letter "T".
Doc : [chuckles] Hey, what is this?
Bert : Where we come from, this is small talk.
Doc : Well, whatever you day, nice to be meeting you, but I'd better go up and build some bunk beds.
Ernie : B words.
[he and Bert laugh]
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Doc : Careful, Sprocket. These may be from some foreign planet.
Emily 'Ma' Bear : Actually, they're from television. I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends.
Dr. Teeth : Yeah, and we're proud of it, too!
Sam the Eagle : Why am I here?
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Doc : Excuse me! You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas.
Emily 'Ma' Bear : You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip.
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Sprocket the Dog : Ruff ruff ruff! Ruff ruff ruff! Ruff ruff ruff!
Rowlf : Woof woof! Yeah! Bark bark!
Doc : Don't you hate it when you can't speak the language?
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Doc : Sprocket and I came here to spend Christmas alone, but this is better!
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Doc : [as the Swedish Chef taps Sprocket with a spiked wooden server between the spokes of a dinner chair] This is my dog, Sprocket; he is not a Christmas turkey!
Swedish Chef : Dër schmëcka gøbblä gøbblä fëffernøøse!
Doc : I don't care if the turkey said the dog is a turkey. The dog is not the turkey; the turkey's the turkey, you turkey! Come on, Sprocket.
[he takes the chair away as Sprocket barks]
Swedish Chef : Schmëcka gøbblä gøbblä gërfëy wërfëy.
Turkey : [chuckles] This is startin' to be fun, hee-hee-hee.
[seeing Camila]
Turkey : Whoa, speaking of fun, hey mum, how you doin'?