The Tick (2001–2002)

David Burke: Arthur

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Quotes 

• Arthur : She left at about ten.

  The Tick : It was 10:04. Remember? I was playing "Shout the Time".

• Arthur : Oh, would you look at this. How many times have I told you about the toothpaste?

  The Tick : I know what toothpaste is.

  Arthur : When you leave the cap off the toothpaste the toothpaste gets hard and you can't get it out.

  The Tick : Doesn't do that for me.

  Arthur : That's because by the time you get the toothpaste, I've already cleaned it and put the cap back on!

  The Tick : Well, good gravy! We are a well-oiled machine!

• The Tick : Owwwww! My head feels like it's... like it's gunna have a baby.

  Arthur : It's called a headache.

  The Tick : It has a name?

• The Tick : [to Arthur]  You're on a first name basis with lucidity, little friend. I have to call it "mister" lucidity... and that's no good in a pinch.

  Arthur : I just don't want to turn into Blaze and Fire, okay?

  The Tick : Heavens, man! What kind of crazy Frankenscience could make that possible?

• The Tick : I'm telling you, Arthur, that checkout lady was giving me the hairy eyeball.

  Arthur : Tick, it's called glaucoma.

  The Tick : She's up to something nefarious.

  Arthur : She makes five twenty-five an hour! She can't afford to be nefarious.

• Arthur : Toilets don't talk!

  The Tick : Well that's a maybe in my book, chum.

• Arthur : [to Tick]  You bastard.

  The Tick : [Thinking he meant his "wife"]  Easy. That's no way to address a lady.

• Arthur : Batmanuel... you... saved my life!

  Batmanuel : I have to throw up.