Charmed (1998–2006)
Rose McGowan: Paige Matthews
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Quotes
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Chris : I was just wondering how it went with the doctor.
Piper : Well, you'll be happy to know that you're a boy.
[holds up ultrasound picture]
Chris : That's not what I meant.
Paige : [looking at picture] I don't see it.
Piper : Oh, see, it's this little thing right here...
[points]
Chris : Whoa!
[grabs ultrasound]
Chris : Excuse me! Do you mind?
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Phoebe : Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them.
Paige : Sounds more like you need an arrest warrant, not a potion.
Phoebe : Not when the vigilante is tall, dark and handsome and can send people flying with the wave of a hand.
Piper : Well, that doesn't mean it's Cole.
Phoebe : Did I forget to mention the scorch marks?
Piper : See, *that* means it's Cole.
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Piper : Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry.
Mitzy Stillman : We've got them now.
Piper : Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?
Phoebe : Piper, death bad, life good.
Paige : Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job.
[the blonde sisters gasp]
Mabel Stillman : How dare you!
[Mabel blows up the doors]
Piper : Run!
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Piper : Paige. Is everything okay?
Paige : Better than okay. I'm going to have a love life.
Phoebe : You're making a love potion?
Paige : No, I'm making a stun potion.
Piper : So that lovers will be stunned by you?
Paige : No, so that Kazis will be stunned by me.
Phoebe : You're in love with a Kazi demon?
Paige : Try to stay with me, people.
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Paige : Well, I was sort of messing around with Dave...
Piper : Messing around?
Paige : Yeah, having sex.
Piper : Oh.
Paige : See, that's why I don't want to talk to you about this. It's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.
Piper : Well, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant?
Paige : Ugh, I don't want to know that either.
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Phoebe : What's the celebration?
Paige : I'm just so happy to be home, that's all.
Piper : You wanted to move out.
Paige : I did? God, no. Never. Well, I mean, you know, maybe when I'm married or pregnant or... hopefully both at the same time. We're sisters. We shouldn't split up until we absolutely have to. You know that, right?
Piper : She's rambling.
Phoebe : I hear that.
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Witch Doctor : It's only a matter of time before they destroy themselves.
Paige : Talk about premature jubilation. You, gentlemen might want to see a doctor about that.
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Piper : Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry.
Mitzy : We've got them now.
Piper : Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?
Phoebe : Piper, death bad, life good.
Paige : Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job.
[the blonde sisters gasp]
Mabel : How dare you!
[Mabel blows up the doors]
Piper : Run!
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Paige : Stop yelling at death!
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Paige : Well, you wanted to live like us. Now you get to die like us.
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Paige : Power. Power's good. I like power. Why do I like power?
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Paige : [speaking to Piper in an alternate reality] And you, you're not La Femme Nikita, you're a Charmed One. Yeah, you don't mind kicking ass when you have to, but otherwise you'd rather be hanging out with your sisters, baking cookies, or knitting booties.
Piper : Knitting booties? Clearly you don't know me at all.
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Paige : Oh my goodness. I tongued a student.
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Drake Robin : The point is, Leo and Piper's love, it's epic, it's massive. It's Romeo and Juliet, Anthony and Cleopatra, Brad and Jennifer.
Paige : All tragedies, I might add.
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Paige : Is there something that we don't know... that we should know... you know?
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Paige : Do you think you could shift the gears? My boobs are in the way.
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Paige : Besides, everyone is odd in San Francisco. That's why we fit in so well.
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Paige : [after getting stuck on the wall by a spider-demon] Bug spray. We should've used bug spray.
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Paige : I like an element of danger.
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[Witch doctor appears dressed in a suit]
Witch Doctor : How may I be of service?
Paige : Are you a witch doctor?
Witch Doctor : Let me guess. You were expecting someone with a bone through the nose and shrunken head necklace, perhaps?
Phoebe : Yeah, actually. Yeah. Yeah.
[Paige nods in agreement]
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Head Dwarf : You know, you really ought to get yourself a prince, in case this ever happens again.
Paige : Uh, who are you?
Head Dwarf : We'll send you the bill. Let's go, men!
Dwarf : Come on, guys, let's go.
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Paige : You call that a rah, rah speech? You are supposed to be cheering her up, not pushing her off the edge!
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Paige : Oh, the Elders don't know anything. What a shock.
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Paige : They're dicks.
Kyle Brody : [chuckles] Dicks.
Paige : No, like private eyes. Detectives. Don't you see? They wrote themselves in as the heroes of their own books. Like Sam Spade or Philip Marlowe.
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Paige : Call me butter, 'cause I'm on a roll.
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Paige : [about the Sandman] I can't believe that they exist... not that I should be surprised.