Dilbert (1999–2000)

Jackie Hoffman: Dilmom

Quotes 

• Dilmom : Standard Scrabble rules apply: no kicking, biting or slapping. No projectiles of any kind.

  Dilbert : Name calling?

  Dilmom : Only on your own turn.

• Dilmom : Woo. Woo. Yes. In your face, mathboy.

• Dilbert : What's wrong with me?

  Dogbert : I was going to wait until the second trimester to tell you but you're pregnant with the sperm of a cow, an Amishman

  Dilmom : A hilbilly, and a Martian.

• Doctor : I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but your son... has The Knack.

  Dilmom : Will he be able to live a normal life?

  Doctor : No, he'll be an Engineer.