Beavis and Butt-Head (1993–2011)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, David Van Driessen, Principal McVicker, Bradley Buzzcut, Mr. Stevenson, Tom Anderson, Mr. Buzzcut, Spanish Teacher, Burger World Manager, Cop #2, Maxi-Mart Owner, Mike Judge, Mr. Van Driessen, Old Woman, Reporter, Stewart Stevenson

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Quotes 

• Beavis : Hey Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?

  Butt-head : Beavis, it's not even normal to ask.

• Beavis : [as Cornholio]  Do you have any T.P.? T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my bungholio to get polio.

• Butt-head : [repeated pickup line]  Uh, hey, baby.

• Butt-head : [Beavis & Butthead after "sensitivity training"]  How about a hug?

  Beavis : Shut up! Or I'll wound your inner child! Heh hmmhh heh! And then I'll kick your ass!

• Maxi Mart Store Manager : [seeing Beavis and Butthead reading at a porn magazine]  Hey! Are you gonna stare all day or are you gonna buy something?

  Butt-head : Uh, I'm gonna stare all day huh huh.

• Butt-head : If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back... you're a dumbass!

• Beavis : Yes, yes, fire, fire, fire.

• Beavis : What?

  Butt-head : Uh... I dunno, what?

  Beavis : What the hell are you talking about?

  Butt-head : Uh... I dunno. You're just a butt-knocker.

  Beavis : Don't call me a butt-knocker, you SON OF A BITCH!

• Beavis : Hey Beavis, you know how sometimes we get a ride home from school, and there's all those dudes crammed together in the backseat?

  Butt-head : Yeah, why?

  Beavis : Um, heh heh, it is normal to get wood?

  Butt-head : Beavis, you boner-popping pervert... it's not even normal to ASK!

• Butt-head : Some people are dumb.

• [They watch a Yanni video] 

  Butt-head : Hey, Beavis. This guy's your dad.

• Beavis : [In a Third world accent]  My people; we are without but one bunghole.

• Woman in music video : I feel like such an ass.

  Butt-head : I feel like an ass too. Beavis, go out and get me an ass.

  Beavis : Heh-heh, okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that?

• Butt-head : Kick 'em in the nads, Beavis!

• Butt-head : Beavis, I told you I wasn't gonna let you touch the remote anymore. Now, give me that, buttknocker.

  Beavis : No, way. And stop calling me buttknocker!

  Butt-head : Give it here before I kick your buttknockering ass!

  Beavis : Stop calling me that, Butt-head! Stop it!

  Butt-head : Buttknocker!

  Beavis : Shut up, Butt-head! Shut up! I'm gonna kill you, Butt-head! I swear to go God, I'm gonna kill you!

  Butt-head : You and what other buttknocker?

• [repeated line] 

  Butt-head : This is going to be cool.

• Butt-head : Is this Primus?

• Butt-head : You didn't score.

  Beavis : Yeah, but I came close.

  Butt-head : Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes and like... lemonade.

  Beavis : What?

• Bradley Buzzcut : Shut up or I will kill you. Do you understand? Shut up or I will physically kill you.

• [repeated line] 

  Beavis : Damn we're smooth.

• [watching a music video] 

  Beavis : Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.

  Butt-head : Beavis, why the hell do you wanna kiss your ass?

  Beavis : Cos I wanna see what my bunghole looks like.

  [he tries and falls of the couch] 

• Butt-head : Beavis, you're one miserable son of a bitch.

• Old Woman : [looking for her spectacles after losing them]  What happened to my spectacles?

  Butt-head : Your testicles? Huh Huh.

• Beavis : [watching a video with a girl in a tub]  She doesn't wanna get up because she's got morning wood.

  Butt-head : Uh... Beavis? I hope you were joking.

  Beavis : [long pause]  Uh... Oh yeah. That's pretty funny.

  Butt-head : Dumbass!

• Beavis : [shouts]  Turds! Turds!

  Butt-head : Where? I don't see any turds.

  Beavis : Right there. In the middle of the circle he's riding his tricycle in.

• [repeated line] 

  Butt-head : We're gonna be rich.

• Butt-head : Beavis, you're one pathetic piece of crap.

• Bradley Buzzcut : [throws a dodge ball at Butthead and hits him in the head and dazes him]  Good head, Butthead!

  Butt-head : Uh, thanks. Huh, huh.

• Beavis : Ah, shut up, Butt-Head! Keep that up, and I'm gon' put the smackdown on yo ass, biatch!