Clarissa Explains It All (1991–1994)
Joe O'Connor: Marshall Darling
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Quotes
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Marshall Darling : Your mother and I aren't fighting. We're having a discussion.
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[Clarissa and her dad, who has come down with the flu, are discussing Bouncy Balls]
Marshall Darling : But don't you think it's a little weird to eat something that you've been bouncing on the floor?
Clarissa Darling : Dad, you haven't really been eating them after they've been on the floor, have you?
[beat]
Marshall Darling : I'm gonna go get some more bouillon.
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Marshall Darling : [after Ferguson hid Clarissa's bike as a joke, and it disappeared] Well, Ferguson, if it's really gone and you can't get it back, you know what you gotta do.
Ferguson Darling : Apologize.
Marshall Darling : No.
Ferguson Darling : Apologize sincerely.
Marshall Darling : No.
Ferguson Darling : No, Dad, not pay for it!