Weekend at Bernie's (1989)
Don Calfa: Paulie, Vito's Hit Man
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Quotes
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Larry Wilson : Why are you shooting us? We're just friends of Bernie's.
Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : I hate... Bernie's friends!
[keeps shooting]
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Larry Wilson : [Paulie enters the beach house and shoots Bernie] Company...
Richard Parker : I didn't see anything. I was looking at my watch.
Larry Wilson : [closes eyes and waves hands] I'm blind!
[Paulie, unconvinced, points his gun at Richard and Larry. Gwen gasps as Paulie pulls the trigger, but the chamber is empty]
Larry Wilson : It's empty.
Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : That's right.
[opens up jacket, revealing another gun]
Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : But this ain't!
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[Bernie has just finished typing up the ransom note intended for Richard and Larry's "big fall"]
Bernie Lomax : [chuckles] Oh, this is good. This is very good.
[puts the note in a suitcase, then gets up and abruptly sees Paulie behind him; freaks out]
Bernie Lomax : Ah! Oh, I didn't hear you come in.
Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : I know. I'm real good at that.
Bernie Lomax : I told ya the guys aren't here yet, did I?
Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : [nods head] It's quite a shack you got here.
Bernie Lomax : Well, it's home.
Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : Ooh, can I have a cigarette?
Bernie Lomax : Hmm?
Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : Cigarette.
Bernie Lomax : [last words] Sure. Sure, sure, sure, sure.
[Bernie bends over to get the cigarettes, but Paulie injects a fatal overdose of heroin in his buttocks]
Bernie Lomax : Ow! Oh, what was th -
[succumbs to the heroin]
Bernie Lomax : Ooh! Ooh, ooh, oooh.
[Bernie slumps back into his desk chair, now dead. Paulie releases the needle from his buttocks]
Paulie, Vito's Hit Man : Quite a ride, huh, Bern?