E.T. (1982)
Robert MacNaughton: Michael
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Quotes
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Michael : Maybe it was an iguana.
Elliott : It was *no* iguana.
Michael : Maybe, um - You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
Gertie : Alligators in the sewers.
Mary : All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it. It happened...
Elliott : I couldn't have imagined it!
Michael : Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.
Gertie : A deformed kid.
Michael : [mockingly] Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.
Elliott : It was nothing like that, penis-breath!
Mary : [laughs in shock] *Elliott*! Sit down.
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Michael : We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!
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Michael : [as Yoda] You have absolute power! Yes!
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Tyler : [sarcastically] Hey, Elliot, where's your goblin?
Michael : Shut up.
Steve : Did he come back?
Pretty Young Girl : Hi, Elliot.
Greg : Well, did he?
Elliott : Yeah, he came back, but he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman.
Steve : Ooh, as in extra-terrestrial!
Tyler : Where is he from, Uranus? Get it? Your anus?
Greg : He doesn't get it, Ty.
Tyler : Get it, your anus?
Greg : He doesn't get it.
Elliott : You're so immature!
Greg : And you're such a cintus suprimus!
Elliott : Zero charisma!
Greg : Cintus suprimus!
Elliott : Zero charisma!
Greg : Cintus suprimus!
Elliott : Shut up, Greg!
Greg : Cintus suprimus!
Elliott : [yells as he rides off on his bike] Zero charisma!
Greg : You wimp!
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Michael : Did you explain school to him?
Elliott : How do you explain school to higher intelligence?
Michael : Maybe he's not that smart. Maybe he's like a worker bee who only knows how to push buttons or something.
Elliott : [knowingly] He is too smart.
Michael : Okay, I just hope we don't wake up on Mars or something surrounded by millions of little squashy guys.
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Michael : I've never driven foward before!
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Mary : It's your turn to do the dishes, fellas.
Michael : I set and cleared.
Elliott : [in a stern tone] I set and cleared.
Michael : [quickly] I did breakfast.
Gertie : [solemnly] I did breakfast.
Michael : [noticing how upset Mary is] What's the matter, mom?
Mary : [leaves in tears, to herself, about her husband] He HATES Mexico!
Michael : [to Elliot, furiously] Damn it, why don't you - grow up and think how other people feel for a change!
[Elliot goes angry and does the dishes]
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Elliott : [upon encountering E.T., running excitedly into the house] Mom, Mom! There's something out there!
Mary : What?
Elliott : It's in the toolshed. It threw the ball at me.
[Michael and his friends mock him loudly]
Elliott : QUIET!
[Michael's friends go silent]
Elliott : [in hushed tone] Nobody go out there!
Michael : [the boys all spring up excitedly] Ha! Ha! Ha!
[they grab knives]
Mary : Stop, now! You guys stay right here!
Michael : You stay here, Mom, we'll check it out!
Mary : And put those knives back!
[Elliot grabs her hand and pulls her outside as well]
Mary : Okay, Elliot! Let me get a flashlight.
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Michael : [walks in Elliot's room and sees E.T. in a dress; he chuckles] What's all this shit?
Elliott : E.T. phone home.
Michael : [astonished] My God, he's talking now.
Elliott : Home.
Elliot : E.T. phone home?
Elliott : [points to window] E.T. phone home.
Elliot : [whispers] And they'll come?
Elliott : Come? Home.
[pulls off wig and hat from his head]
Elliott : Home.
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Michael : [imitating Elliot] I found him, he belongs to me!