- Easter: Did you want something, Mr. Simon?
- Simon Haldane: Yes, Easter. Put the cat out.
- Easter: [looks at Agatha and her mother] Which one, sir?
- Mrs. Hathaway - Agatha's Mother: So, you're afraid of women, are you? Well, you ought to be, going around abusing them and spoiling their reputations.
- Simon Haldane: [indignantly] I've never spoiled a reputation in my life - - male or female!
- [Mrs. Hathaway gasps]
- Title card: [Title card] For the first time in his life, Simon began to leave himself wide open to the wiles of the opposite sex.
- Bob Wyeth: Say, tell me, how did you ever come to fall for a guy like Simon, when Big-hearted Wyeth...
- Julia Faulkner: Now, listen, "Big-headed" Wyeth...
- Bob Wyeth: "Big-hearted," please.
- Julia Faulkner: Well, whatever you call yourself, *get out*!
- Nell Martin: [in regards to Wyeth, who's just been called into the boss's office] That smart guy had better watch his step. There's a lot of canning to be done around here, and he ain't so big a sardine.