Mortensen plays a grunting Sith Lord with acid reflux who's constantly playing with himself. Then they talk about organs or something and sex but there's never any sex and then Kristen Stewart appears a few times as a nervous crying lady who's turned on by Mortensen. And then there's subplots about child murder, poisonous candy bars, a dinosaur bone high chair that feeds you crappy raviolis, and a whole lot of other whacky stuff. Also Lea Seydoux is there and she helps cut Mortensen up. I really didn't understand it but I sure had fun explaining it.

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