The DVD covers boast "$1 Million Dollars of Action", but these Bluebird stinkers from egomaniac Paul Chaplin are chintzy action movies designed to show him humping beautiful actresses for the duration.
Like many a Chaplin project, it was never completed, joining his ill-conceived porno "Macbeth" that promised more volumes than were issued. I tried watching "Mission One: City of Broken Angels", but though the disk and DVD cover had that title and a picture of star Lezley Zen, the actual contents were mistakenly a disk from Mission Two by mistake.
Action in Mission Two, its subtitle "Lair of the Crooked Tiger" utterly meaningless, picks up with a new team of agents played by Audrey Bitoni and Cassie Young going after the evildoer The Baron, hammily played by Chaplin himself. Very poor special effects and a dollop of action footage consisting of shootouts with the Baron's soldiers/guards complement endless group-sex scenes covering over 3 hours, spread on 2 DVDs (as marketing gimmick).
We get to see Bluebird's favorite twins Kit and Kat Lee humping a lucky stud; Yank superstar Angelina guests as a sexy pole dancer, and the beautiful Angel Dark plays a go-between called The Facilitator. Breast in show is another American actress, Carly Parker, groomed to be an agent by the Teacher (played by Myla Charles) in a scene cribbed from "La Femme Nikita".
It's divided up into 10 sex vignettes with an impressive femme cast, but all for naught, as the script is utterly pointless.
Like many a Chaplin project, it was never completed, joining his ill-conceived porno "Macbeth" that promised more volumes than were issued. I tried watching "Mission One: City of Broken Angels", but though the disk and DVD cover had that title and a picture of star Lezley Zen, the actual contents were mistakenly a disk from Mission Two by mistake.
Action in Mission Two, its subtitle "Lair of the Crooked Tiger" utterly meaningless, picks up with a new team of agents played by Audrey Bitoni and Cassie Young going after the evildoer The Baron, hammily played by Chaplin himself. Very poor special effects and a dollop of action footage consisting of shootouts with the Baron's soldiers/guards complement endless group-sex scenes covering over 3 hours, spread on 2 DVDs (as marketing gimmick).
We get to see Bluebird's favorite twins Kit and Kat Lee humping a lucky stud; Yank superstar Angelina guests as a sexy pole dancer, and the beautiful Angel Dark plays a go-between called The Facilitator. Breast in show is another American actress, Carly Parker, groomed to be an agent by the Teacher (played by Myla Charles) in a scene cribbed from "La Femme Nikita".
It's divided up into 10 sex vignettes with an impressive femme cast, but all for naught, as the script is utterly pointless.