As I look back, I think about all that has changed since I was a young sewer rat, literally getting down and dirty to learn on the job.

"Nasrallah is a sewer rat who will continue digging his holes," he said.

The lonely pet mouse receives an unexpected lesson in survival skills when greedy sewer rat Sid (Richie) cruelly flushes him down the u-bend into the city's festering underbelly.

It is to this place that pampered mouse Roddy (Hugh Jackman) arrives after being flushed down the toilet by a visiting sewer rat and allround yob named Sid (Shane Richie).

James (voiced by Hugh Jackman), a Kensington pet mouse whose posh life is rudely intruded upon by uncouth sewer rat Sid (Shane Richie), who takes over the impeccably appointed flat and flushes Roddy down the loo.

It's the story of Roddy, a pampered pet mouse, who's surprised one day when a sewer rat named Sid spews out of the sink.

The old saying that I wouldn't p**s on them if they were on fire applies" "For many years I have thought El-Hadji Diouf was the gutter type - I was going to call him a sewer rat, but that might be insulting to sewer rats."

So it's been with growing despondency that I've watched the likes of Lee Ryan on CBB act like a prat and talk like a sewer rat.

To think this devious man, along with his fellow axemen Cameron and Osborne, will one day be made a knight of the realm for political services to the nation is enough to sicken the stomach of a sewer rat.

Even his current boss Neil Warnock previously described him as "the lowest of the low" and said: "I was going to call him a sewer rat but that might be insulting to sewer rats."

Warnock said calling Diouf (pictured right) a sewer rat "might be insulting to sewer rats" in an astonishing personal attack on the former Liverpool and Bolton player.

He said: "For many years I have thought Diouf was the gutter type - I was going to call him a sewer rat but that might be insulting to sewer rats.

Then sewer rat Sid (Shane Richie) comes shooting up the pipe and causes havoc before flushing Roddy down the toilet.