Meanwhile, evidence from New Zealand suggests that if young Essex wicket-keeper Foster bears any resemblance to a tiger shark it is the tiger shark who, informed by Mrs Tiger Shark of dimwit swimmers skipping seawards, turns over in bed and says he's too weary and she'd best catch her own breakfast.

More worthy of protest than the mumblings of dimwit Jade Goody?

different yet at such times there is always a queue of dimwit journos desperate to be the first to tell the world he has gone at the game.

Where the rest of us see Bush as a dimwit cowboy who has barely mastered the art of speaking English, they see a hero who is poised to save democracy.

10,000 BC dimwit Jay taking this urgent phone call from his girlfriend who gave birth unaware she was even pregnant: "You've got a son!" Jay: "What?

"I'm beginning to think Joey 'I'm a dimwit' sounds like a bit of a front."

HER dimwit comments made Jade Goody a household name.

Unfortunately, mine was ruined by a dimwit whose idea of the perfect way to celebrate Easter was to go out with a stencil and a can of paint and spray the message "You are a corporate slave" all over the neighbourhood!

In reality, it became a nature v nurture tussle, but the fact that Prasad is a scientist and not another dollybird dimwit was the programme's saviour.

Now their dimwit kids Deano and Chelsea are going to jail.

IN yesterday's Daily Post we were head-scratchingly bewildered by the sheer stupidity of swastika-clad Prince Dimwit.

MICHELLE Odds 14/1 The wannabe glamour model dragged her dimwit would-be lover Stu under the table with a net and grappling hook.

No, the dimwit today has to go to Irish Ray for his temple-throbbing language on last night's show.

Having already offended Edna, "insensitive dimwit" Vanessa now misdiagnoses the condition of Katie's thoroughbred horse, Wilson, and the unfortunate animal dies.

Prince Dimwit attended a fancy dress party in World War II German military uniform, complete with a Swastika on the sleeve of his shirt.