Michael Q. Schmidt

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Credits
229 titles

Projects in Development (1 title)	Budget
Turnt (2024) Adam Adam See fewer

Films in Production (1 title)	Budget	Status
Sunset at Dawn The Shovel The Shovel See fewer	$4.6MM	Post-Prod

Other in Production (1 title)	Budget	Status
Deep Down (Video Game) - The Mage The Mage See fewer		Post-Prod

Past Film & Video (147 titles)	Budget	Opening Weekend	Gross (US & Canada)	Gross (Worldwide)
Situational Awareness (2013) (Short) - Good Samaritan Bubba Good Samaritan Bubba See fewer
Tales from the Other Side (2022) Anderson (segment: "Either / Or") Anderson (segment: "Either / Or") See fewer	$500K
Debbie and the Devil (2021) Edwin The Bloody Edwin The Bloody See fewer
Threshold (2020) Actor Actor See fewer
Theatre of the Deranged III (2019) Father Father See fewer
Mope (2019) Harvey Rude Harvey Rude See fewer
Caravaggio and My Mother the Pope (2017) Rembrandt's Diana at Bath Rembrandt's Diana at Bath See fewer	$3MM
Magic '85 (2017) (Short) - Naked Sex Bear Naked Sex Bear See fewer	$75K
Where Do I Stand (2017) (Short) - The naked guy The naked guy See fewer
The Sex Addict (2017) Sex Victim Submissive Sex Victim Submissive See fewer
All Nighter (2017) Brony Submissive (uncredited) Brony Submissive (uncredited) See fewer				$96K
Dominating Love (2017) Submissive 1 (as Michael Schmidt) Submissive 1 (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer	$30K
Trump Punisher (2016) (Short) - Trailer Trash Trump Trailer Trash Trump See fewer
The Day of Forevermore (2016) Hookah George Hookah George See fewer
A Good Day of Hustling (2016) (Short) - Freeway Ramp Bubba Freeway Ramp Bubba See fewer	$15K
L.G.B.T. Love Stories (2016) The Client (segment "T") The Client (segment "T") See fewer	$20K
Summer Fun (2016) (Short) - Jodi Jodi See fewer
Yanhan (2016) (Short) - Gluttony Gluttony See fewer
Match.con (2016) (Short) - Steve Steve See fewer
Torment: A Love Story (2015) Edson Edson See fewer
Freshman Mushroom Project (2015) Naked Assembler Naked Assembler See fewer
Fuck Me (2015) (Short) - Pool Man Pool Man See fewer	$10K
The Ocean of Helena Lee (2015) Actor Actor See fewer
The Paper Boat (2015) Mr. Blooming Mr. Blooming See fewer	$290K
Catatonic (2015) (Short) - Masturbating Guy Masturbating Guy See fewer
GrossHouse (2015) Bertha, Poster Layout Bertha, Poster Layout See fewer
According To (2015) (Short) - Bikini Man Bikini Man See fewer	$2K
Don't Touch That Dial (2015) Donny Defayo, Poster Layout, Lighting Donny Defayo, Poster Layout, Lighting See fewer	$30K
Devotion (2015) (Short) - Self, Writer (story) Self, Writer (story) See fewer
Twin Lotus (2014) (Short) - Factory Worker Factory Worker See fewer	$80K
The Biz (2014) (Short) - Naked Guy With Cake Naked Guy With Cake See fewer	$15K
Micky's Summer Resort (2014) Grandpa Johnny Grandpa Johnny See fewer	$50K
Amorality (2014) (Short) - Mr. Morris Mr. Morris See fewer	$10K
The Fatal Sip (2014) (Short) - Mr. Blumpkin Mr. Blumpkin See fewer	$10K
Hamlet A.D.D. (2014) Officer Norton Officer Norton See fewer
Mister Goodnite: Dominator (2014) (Short) - Man into Demon Man into Demon See fewer	$125K
I Can't Get Laid in My Dreams (2014) (Short) - Big Guy Big Guy See fewer	$2K
Starved (2014) (Short) - Chairman of the Board Chairman of the Board See fewer	$25K
The Blade Runner Holiday Special (2013) (Short) - Orson Welles as Santa Claus Orson Welles as Santa Claus See fewer
Califone: Frosted Tips (2013) (Short) - Phone-sex Man Phone-sex Man See fewer	$150K
May Cause Memory Loss (2013) (Short) - Masturbator, Transvestite Masturbator, Transvestite See fewer	$500
Edible Love (2013) (Short) - Father Father See fewer	$10K
Here's Johnny (2013) (Short) - Mob Boss #1 Mob Boss #1 See fewer	$15K
A Study in Gravity (2013) Man with Gun Man with Gun See fewer	$150K
Cherry Baby (2012) (Short) - Clerk Clerk See fewer
Sadistic Eroticism (2012) Mr. Buggary Mr. Buggary See fewer	$2K
The Hounds (2012) (Short) - Conway Greenwheel Conway Greenwheel See fewer
No Love Lost (2012) (Short) - Jim Jim See fewer
The Owner of the Universe (2012) (Short) - Judge Judge See fewer	$2K
The Peeper (2012) (Short) - The Peeper, Casting Director, Co-Cinematographer, Director, Editor, … See more The Peeper, Casting Director, Co-Cinematographer, Director, Editor, Executive Producer, Producer, Sound Editor See fewer	$10K
Trails (2012) (Short) - Ned Ned See fewer	$10K
The Murder of Hi Good (2012) Naked Man Naked Man See fewer	$500K
40 Ate (2012) (Short) - Director Zombie Director Zombie See fewer	$35K
Good Satan (2012) Naked Ben Franklin Naked Ben Franklin See fewer
Camp Virginovich (2012) Obese Russian Airline Passenger Obese Russian Airline Passenger See fewer
Misadventures of Mort the Landlord (2012) (Short) - Mort the Landlord Mort the Landlord See fewer	$2K
Naked Shadows: The Director's Cut (2012) (Video) - Mort the Landlord (as Michael Schmidt) Mort the Landlord (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer	$90K
John Dies at the End (2012) Mmm Bacon Mmm Bacon See fewer		$12K	$142K	$142K
Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (2012) Actor (uncredited) Actor (uncredited) See fewer	$3MM	$87K	$201K	$224K
Left 4 Dead: Impulse 76 Fan Film (2011) (Video) - The Boomer The Boomer See fewer	$12K
Shook Down (2011) (Short) - Naked Long-Hair Fat Man Naked Long-Hair Fat Man See fewer	$175K
America (2011) (Short) - The Jogger The Jogger See fewer	$10K
6 Women (2010) (Short) - Balzac - the S&M Host Balzac - the S&M Host See fewer
I Scream (2010) (Short) - Mr. Easty Mr. Easty See fewer
Icemosis: Hot Ice (2010) (Short) - Technical Advisor Technical Advisor See fewer
Suika (2010) Special Thanks Special Thanks See fewer	$100K
Glutton (2010) (Video) - White Trash Glutton White Trash Glutton See fewer	$15K
The Boy Within (2010) (Short) - Technical Advisor Technical Advisor See fewer	$10K
Snatched! (2010) Cyrus Cyrus See fewer
Amexica (2010) (Short) - Dad in Diner Dad in Diner See fewer	$1MM
Detective Cook and Ashby (2010) (Short) - Handler Handler See fewer	$175K
Forfeit of Grace (2010) (Short) - Bill Bill See fewer
Anti-Samaritan Hotline (2010) (Short) - Slave Jim Slave Jim See fewer
Comedy Traffic School (2010) (Short) - Van goon / Weight Watchers guy Van goon / Weight Watchers guy See fewer	$5K
Cost of Living (2009) (Short) - Mr. Wiggly Mr. Wiggly See fewer
Fever Night aka Band of Satanic Outsiders (2009) (Video) - Ned Ned See fewer	$40K
Mr. Sadman (2009) Sex Club Patron Sex Club Patron See fewer	$1.2MM
Pretty Twisted (2009) (Video) - Chug Skivens Chug Skivens See fewer
Extraction (2009) (Short) - Bathroom Intruder (as Michael Schmidt) Bathroom Intruder (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer
When I See You (2009) (Short) - Man In Wife-Beater Man In Wife-Beater See fewer	$175K
The Confession (2009) (Short) - Father O'Reilly Father O'Reilly See fewer	$75K
Mounting (2009) (Short) - Old Sam Old Sam See fewer
Stiff Napoleon (2009) (Short) - Ron Slingsby Ron Slingsby See fewer	$5K
Mr. and Mrs. Pratt (2009) (Short) - Swedish Scientist Swedish Scientist See fewer
It Came by Moonlight (2009) (Short) - The Star Gazer The Star Gazer See fewer
Yesterday Was a Lie (2009) Art Patron (uncredited) Art Patron (uncredited) See fewer	$2.5MM
Santasm (2008) (Short) - Man #1 Man #1 See fewer
The Farewell Gift (2008) (Short) - Bill English Bill English See fewer	$500
Yes Man (2008) Nudist Conventioner (uncredited) Nudist Conventioner (uncredited) See fewer	$70MM	$18MM	$98MM	$223MM
Rose's Fable (2008) (Short) - Armand Wolfe Armand Wolfe See fewer	$25K
The Assassin Project (2008) (Short) - Morgue corpse (uncredited) Morgue corpse (uncredited) See fewer
Delaney (2008) (Short) - Ed Barney Ed Barney See fewer
Gurney Journey (2008) (Short) - Ogre Dad Ogre Dad See fewer	$10K
P.O.V. (2008) (Short) - Priest / Cell phone guy Priest / Cell phone guy See fewer
The Clean-Up Crew (2008) (Video) - Naked Victim Naked Victim See fewer	$50K
Your Name Here (2008) Naked Drunk Biker Naked Drunk Biker See fewer	$350K
Safety First: The Rise of Women! (2008) Overweight naked runner Overweight naked runner See fewer
Exit 6011 Miles (2008) (Short) - The Realtor The Realtor See fewer	$4K
Bill (2008) (Short) - Paul's Dad Paul's Dad See fewer	$11K
Amhurst (2008) The Soda Pop Drunk The Soda Pop Drunk See fewer	$50K
Accidents Happen (2008) (Short) - Mr. Bell Mr. Bell See fewer	$30K
Blind Ambition (2008) Junkyard Mechanic Junkyard Mechanic See fewer	$1.2MM
Adam & Evelyn (2008) (Short) - Male Bar Patron (as Michael Schmidt) Male Bar Patron (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer
Expendable (2008) (Short) - Leo the Outfitter Leo the Outfitter See fewer
Lost Love (2007) (Short) - Store Clerk Store Clerk See fewer
The Procession (2007) (Short) - Bob Bob See fewer
Candy Shop (2007) (Short) - Bob Bob See fewer
Skid Marks (2007) Man on Street (as Michael Schmidt) Man on Street (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer	$5MM	$3K	$13K	$13K
Lindsay Fully Loaded (2007) (Video) - Jailhouse Inmate Jailhouse Inmate See fewer
Fear Ever After (2007) Billy Bob Barfield Billy Bob Barfield See fewer	$175K
Cold Blood Canyon (2007) Hippie Psychic Hippie Psychic See fewer	$1.8MM
Paris in Jail: The Music Video (2007) (Video) - The Inmate The Inmate See fewer
Dead Doornails (2007) Bubba Bubba See fewer	$3K
Rebel Studz: The Uncensored Documentary (2007) (Short) - 'Texas' George Gant 'Texas' George Gant See fewer	$50K
Sniper Patrol (2007) (Short) - Narrator, Producer Narrator, Producer See fewer	$25K
Last Exit (2007) (Short) - Shuttle Driver / Featured Bar Patron Shuttle Driver / Featured Bar Patron See fewer
Piggies (2007) (Short) - Barney Stubbs, Eldon Stubbs, Jonas Stubbs Barney Stubbs, Eldon Stubbs, Jonas Stubbs See fewer
Bumblebeez: Doctor Love (2007) (Short) - Road Dawg #1 Road Dawg #1 See fewer	$250K
Redemption (2007) (Short) - Priest Priest See fewer	$10K
Because I Said So (2007) Chubby Wedding Guest (uncredited) Chubby Wedding Guest (uncredited) See fewer		$13MM	$43MM	$69MM
Axegrinder (2006) Jester (as Michael Schmidt) Jester (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer
Margaret's Son (2006) (Short) - First Zombie (as Mike Q. Schmidt) First Zombie (as Mike Q. Schmidt) See fewer	$2K
KwameWorld (2006) (Short) - Frank The Ticket Frank The Ticket See fewer
Souvenir (2006) Light-Fingers Homeless Nick Light-Fingers Homeless Nick See fewer	$250K
The Erotic Samurai (2006) Sumo Samurai - Audition scene Sumo Samurai - Audition scene See fewer	$75K
S.C.R.E.W.D. (2006) (Short) - Hank the Nudist Hank the Nudist See fewer	$5K
The Confession (2006) (Short) - Father O'Reilly (as Michael Schmidt) Father O'Reilly (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer	$75K
Naked Shadows (2006) (Video) - Mort Mort See fewer	$75K
The Doomed Man (2006) (Short) - The Doomed Man (as Michael Schmidt) The Doomed Man (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer	$10K
Huge Naked Guy (2006) (Video) - Huge Naked Guy / voice of Mister Lee, Director, Writer Huge Naked Guy / voice of Mister Lee, Director, Writer See fewer	$10K
The Pricks from Pluto VS. The Vaginas from Venus (2006) Lumpy Lumpy See fewer	$10K
18 Fingers of Death! (2006) (Video) - Buttcrack Guy (uncredited) Buttcrack Guy (uncredited) See fewer	$195K
Ninja What (2006) (Short) - Fabe Fabe See fewer	$50K
Half Life (2006) (Short) - Bloated Corpse Bloated Corpse See fewer
The Three Trials (2006) Father, Cabaret MC, Fertility Demon Father, Cabaret MC, Fertility Demon See fewer	$100K
Shadow Man (2006) (Short) - The Trekkie (as Michael Schmidt) The Trekkie (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer	$75K
Skeletons in the Closet (2005) (Video) - Police Chief Norm Riley, Skeleton Police Chief Norm Riley, Skeleton See fewer
A Happy Ending (2005) Huge Naked Guy Huge Naked Guy See fewer
r3tual (2005) The Demon The Demon See fewer	$50K
Tears of a Clown (2005) Fat Tony Fat Tony See fewer
Clean (2004) Lucky Lucky See fewer	$250K
Flesh Pit (2004) (Video) - Blake Waters Blake Waters See fewer	$25K
Streakers (2004) (Short) - Streaker Streaker See fewer
Santa Claus Versus the Christmas Vixens (2002) (Video) - Santa Claus, Writer Santa Claus, Writer See fewer	$10K
The Decay of Fiction (2002) Smoking Angel / Naked Ghost Smoking Angel / Naked Ghost See fewer
Schmucks! (2001) (Short) - Narrator Narrator See fewer
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) CG Model (mountain troll, SPI) (uncredited) CG Model (mountain troll, SPI) (uncredited) See fewer	$125MM	$90MM	$319MM	$1.02B

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Past Television (30 titles)	Episodes
Nuns with Guns (TV Movie) - Stoned John Stoned John See fewer
The David Liebe Hart Show (2020–2022) (TV Series) - Michael Q. Schmidt (10 episodes, 2020) Michael Q. Schmidt (10 episodes, 2020) See fewer The Book of David (Aug 7, 2022) Season 2, Episode 6 - Michael Q. Schmidt Michael Q. Schmidt See fewer See more See fewer Loading	10
I Love David (2019) (TV Series) - Actor Actor See fewer
Ghost Story Club (2018) (TV Series) - Cake Man Cake Man See fewer
The Dr. Susan Block Show (2012–2017) (TV Series) - Donald Trump / Trailer - Trash Trump (2 episodes, 2012) Donald Trump / Trailer - Trash Trump (2 episodes, 2012) See fewer It's The SUZYs! Announcing the 6th Annual DrSusanBlock.Tv Awards for 2017 (Dec 30, 2017) Donald Trump Donald Trump See fewer A Very Slappy Spanksgiving in BonoboVille (Nov 24, 2012) Trailer - Trash Trump Trailer - Trash Trump See fewer	2
Clickbait (2017) (TV Series) - Nude Model (20 episodes, 2017) Nude Model (20 episodes, 2017) See fewer Episode #1.20 (Sep 16, 2017) Season 1, Episode 20 - Nude Model Nude Model See fewer See more See fewer Loading	20
Let's Paint TV (2015–2016) (TV Series) - Editor (2 episodes, 2015), Self as Michelin Man / Benjamin Franklin (2 episodes, 2015), Title And Credits Editor (titles editor) (1 episode, 2016), Co-Cinematographer (1 episode, 2016), Title And Credits Editor (1 episode, 2016), Title Design (1 episode, 2015) Editor (2 episodes, 2015), Self as Michelin Man / Benjamin Franklin (2 episodes, 2015), Title And Credits Editor (titles editor) (1 episode, 2016), Co-Cinematographer (1 episode, 2016), Title And Credits Editor (1 episode, 2016), Title Design (1 episode, 2015) See fewer Let's Paint TV "Kilduff's Cavern" at Daniel Rolnik Gallery (May 7, 2016) Self as Michelin Man, Co-Cinematographer, Editor (edited by), Title And Credits Editor, Title And Credits Editor (titles editor) Self as Michelin Man, Co-Cinematographer, Editor (edited by), Title And Credits Editor, Title And Credits Editor (titles editor) See fewer Let's Paint TV Live at the Daniel Rolnik Gallery (Sep 19, 2015) Benjamin Franklin, Title Design, Editor Benjamin Franklin, Title Design, Editor See fewer	2
The Shirtless Painter (2016) (TV Series) - Nude Model as Santa (1 episode, 2016) Nude Model as Santa (1 episode, 2016) See fewer How To Paint a Nude Santa (Dec 21, 2016) Nude Model as Santa Nude Model as Santa See fewer	1
The Whore of Babylon (2016) (TV Series) - Pa (1 episode, 2016) Pa (1 episode, 2016) See fewer Whore of Babylon (Dec 20, 2016) Season 1, Episode 1 - Pa Pa See fewer	1
#15SecondScare (2016) (TV Series) - The Rabbit Man (1 episode, 2016) The Rabbit Man (1 episode, 2016) See fewer Who Wants to Play with the Rabbit? (Mar 23, 2016) Season 1, Episode 2 - The Rabbit Man The Rabbit Man See fewer	1
Birds Court (2015) (TV Series) - Fan / Bikini Dude (2 episodes, 2015) Fan / Bikini Dude (2 episodes, 2015) See fewer Tasered (Nov 2015) Season 1, Episode 3 - Fan Fan See fewer Fugazi (Oct 2015) Season 1, Episode 1 - Bikini Dude Bikini Dude See fewer	2
Six Degrees of Everything (2015) (TV Series) - Ben Franklin (2 episodes, 2015) Ben Franklin (2 episodes, 2015) See fewer Adam and Eve to the Atom Bomb (Sep 1, 2015) Season 1, Episode 3 - Ben Franklin Ben Franklin See fewer Neanderthals to Smartphones (Aug 25, 2015) Season 1, Episode 2 - Ben Franklin Ben Franklin See fewer	2
Four Foot Gangsters (2015– ) (TV Series) - Diamond Smuggler (2015-) Diamond Smuggler (2015-) See fewer
Tattoo Nightmares (2014) (TV Series) - Strip Club Owner (1 episode, 2014) Strip Club Owner (1 episode, 2014) See fewer Tim and Amanda's Story (2014) Strip Club Owner Strip Club Owner See fewer	1
Your Honor? (2014) (TV Series) - Wacky Guy (1 episode, 2014) Wacky Guy (1 episode, 2014) See fewer Ron Knows Best (Jun 21, 2014) Season 1, Episode 1 - Wacky Guy Wacky Guy See fewer	1
Community (2012) (TV Series) - Stunt Double (John Goodman) (1 episode, 2012) Stunt Double (John Goodman) (1 episode, 2012) See fewer Contemporary Impressionists (Mar 22, 2012) Season 3, Episode 12 - Stunt Double (John Goodman) Stunt Double (John Goodman) See fewer	1
Operation Repo (2012) (TV Series) - Mickie the Hippe (1 episode, 2012) Mickie the Hippe (1 episode, 2012) See fewer The Showstopper (Feb 15, 2012) Season 9, Episode 16 - Mickie the Hippe (as Mike Schmidt) Mickie the Hippe (as Mike Schmidt) See fewer	1
Braxton Family Values (2011) (TV Series) - Self as model (1 episode, 2011) Self as model (1 episode, 2011) See fewer Dog of a Birthday Party (May 24, 2011) Season 1, Episode 7 - Self as model Self as model See fewer	1
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (2007–2010) (TV Series) - Winterman / Cheering Onlooker at Hot Dog Parade (2 episodes, 2007) Winterman / Cheering Onlooker at Hot Dog Parade (2 episodes, 2007) See fewer Chrimbus Special (Dec 5, 2010) Season 5, Episode 0 - Winterman Winterman See fewer Abstinence (Mar 25, 2007) Season 1, Episode 7 - Cheering Onlooker at Hot Dog Parade (uncredited) Cheering Onlooker at Hot Dog Parade (uncredited) See fewer	2
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Chrimbus Special (2010) (TV Special) - Winter Man Winter Man See fewer
Monsterquest (2009) (TV Series) - Historical Reenactment (1 episode, 2009) Historical Reenactment (1 episode, 2009) See fewer Flying Monsters (Jun 3, 2009) Season 3, Episode 15 - Historical Reenactment Historical Reenactment See fewer	1
PG Porn (2008) (TV Series) - Mrs. Brown (1 episode, 2008) Mrs. Brown (1 episode, 2008) See fewer A Very Peanus Christmas (Dec 22, 2008) Season 1, Episode 3 - Mrs. Brown Mrs. Brown See fewer	1
Poorman's Bikini Beach (2008) (TV Series) - Big Fat Jessica (1 episode, 2008) Big Fat Jessica (1 episode, 2008) See fewer Bikini Beach Home Run Derby (Jul 1, 2008) Season 9, Episode 12 - Big Fat Jessica Big Fat Jessica See fewer	1
Tim and Eric Nite Live (2007–2008) (TV Series) - Cupid / Santa No-Pants (2 episodes, 2007) Cupid / Santa No-Pants (2 episodes, 2007) See fewer Episode #1.9 (Feb 12, 2008) Season 1, Episode 9 - Cupid (as Michael Schmidt) Cupid (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer Tom Hanks/Green Day (Dec 11, 2007) Season 1, Episode 6 - Santa No-Pants (as Michael Schmidt) Santa No-Pants (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer	2
Dick Nobody (2007) (TV Series) - Poolboy (1 episode, 2007) Poolboy (1 episode, 2007) See fewer Moxie (May 11, 2007) Season 1, Episode 1 - Poolboy Poolboy See fewer	1
Tom Goes to the Mayor (2004–2006) (TV Series) - Joy Peters / Tom Peters on steroids / Joy's computer sex partner (27 episodes, 2004) Joy Peters / Tom Peters on steroids / Joy's computer sex partner (27 episodes, 2004) See fewer Joy's Ex (Sep 24, 2006) Season 2, Episode 17 - Joy Peters Joy Peters See fewer See more See fewer Loading	27
Untold Stories of the ER (2005) (TV Series) - Shocked Man / Patient in Wheelchair (2 episodes, 2005) Shocked Man / Patient in Wheelchair (2 episodes, 2005) See fewer Say Your Prayers (Oct 4, 2005) Season 3, Episode 3 - Shocked Man Shocked Man See fewer Exorcism in the ER (Nov 28, 2005) Patient in Wheelchair Patient in Wheelchair See fewer	2
North Mission Road (2005) (TV Series) - Larry Lajeunesse (1 episode, 2005) Larry Lajeunesse (1 episode, 2005) See fewer Hells Angels Mystery (Aug 22, 2005) Season 3, Episode 3 - Larry Lajeunesse Larry Lajeunesse See fewer	1
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (2003– ) (TV Series) - Nude Model (1 episode) Nude Model (1 episode) See fewer Aunt Chippy/Uncle Frank (Jul 9, 2007) Season 5, Episode 13 - Nude Model (as Michael Schmidt) Nude Model (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer	1
The Dan Show (2003) (TV Movie) - Bachelorette Party Stripper Bachelorette Party Stripper See fewer

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Self (33 titles)
Cash Lift (2018– ) (TV Series) - Bikini man Bikini man See fewer
Let's Paint TV (2003–2017) (TV Series) - Winterman / Santa No-Pants / Self as Michelin Man / Self as Winterman / Benjamin Franklin / … (24 episodes, 2003) See more Winterman / Santa No-Pants / Self as Michelin Man / Self as Winterman / Benjamin Franklin / Self / Winter Man / Self - Nude Model / Naked Emperor / Fat Naked McBeth / Nude Model / Bacchus / Nero / Eros / Cupid / Adam / The Devil (24 episodes, 2003) See fewer Fundraiser for Let's Paint TV with Winterman (Jul 1, 2017) Winterman Winterman See fewer See more See fewer Loading
There's a Place with Adam Papagan (2017) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2017) Self (1 episode, 2017) See fewer Episode #3.5 (Feb 1, 2017) Season 3, Episode 5 - Self Self See fewer
Horror Kung-Fu Theatre (1997–2016) (TV Series) - Stripper Clause / Self as Santa Stripper / Self / 400 lb Stripper / 400 lb Stripper. / … (16 episodes, 1997) See more Stripper Clause / Self as Santa Stripper / Self / 400 lb Stripper / 400 lb Stripper. / 300 lb Stripper / Freak of the Week / The Stripper / 400 lb. Stripper (16 episodes, 1997) See fewer Santa Clause Conquers the Martians Monrovia (Dec 2016) Stripper Clause Stripper Clause See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Riot (2014) (TV Series) - Self - 'Nude' Model (1 episode, 2014) Self - 'Nude' Model (1 episode, 2014) See fewer Episode #1.5 (Jun 17, 2014) Season 1, Episode 5 - Self - 'Nude' Model Self - 'Nude' Model See fewer
Guinness World Records Gone Wild (2013) (TV Series) - Plunger Target / Popcorn Kick Target (2 episodes, 2013) Plunger Target / Popcorn Kick Target (2 episodes, 2013) See fewer Episode #1.4 (Feb 28, 2013) Season 1, Episode 4 - Plunger Target (uncredited) Plunger Target (uncredited) See fewer Leaps and Bounds (Feb 7, 2013) Season 1, Episode 2 - Popcorn Kick Target Popcorn Kick Target See fewer
Visual Innovators (2012) (Short) - The Nude Subject The Nude Subject See fewer
Tales from the Tub: Diary of an Independent Filmmaker (2011–2012) (TV Series) - Self (2 episodes, 2011) Self (2 episodes, 2011) See fewer And... We're Back! (Jan 30, 2012) Season 1, Episode 8 - Self Self See fewer Meet Actor Michael Q. Schmidt (Jun 25, 2011) Season 1, Episode 7 - Self Self See fewer
Braxton Family Values (2011) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2011) Self (1 episode, 2011) See fewer Braxton Family Reunion (Jun 14, 2011) Season 1, Episode 11 - Self Self See fewer
Brian R (2009) (Short) - Self Self See fewer
Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (2007–2008) (TV Series) - Self (4 episodes, 2007) Self (4 episodes, 2007) See fewer Muscles for Bones (Sep 14, 2008) Season 3, Episode 8 - Self Self See fewer See more See fewer Loading
The Global Summit (2008) (Short) - She Man - Globe Guy She Man - Globe Guy See fewer
Sunset Tan (2008) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2008) Self (1 episode, 2008) See fewer Life's a Beach (Sep 28, 2008) Season 2, Episode 8 - Self (as Michael Schmidt) Self (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer
The Gong Show with Dave Attell (2008) (TV Series) - Self - Contestant (1 episode, 2008) Self - Contestant (1 episode, 2008) See fewer Episode #1.6 (Sep 4, 2008) Season 1, Episode 6 - Self - Contestant (as The Stripper) Self - Contestant (as The Stripper) See fewer
Pact with the Devil (2008) (TV Movie) - Recreation actor (as M. Q. Schmidt) Recreation actor (as M. Q. Schmidt) See fewer
Mobile Home Disaster (2008) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2008) Self (1 episode, 2008) See fewer The Schmidts (May 30, 2008) Season 1, Episode 3 - Self (as Michael Schmidt) Self (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer
Tim and Eric Nite Live (2008) (TV Series) - Self (2 episodes, 2008) Self (2 episodes, 2008) See fewer Episode #1.12 (Mar 4, 2008) Season 1, Episode 12 - Self Self See fewer Episode #1.10 (Feb 19, 2008) Season 1, Episode 10 - Self (as Michael Schmidt) Self (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer
Whacked Out Videos (2008) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2008) Self (1 episode, 2008) See fewer Episode #1.2 (Jan 2, 2008) Season 1, Episode 2 - Self Self See fewer
Praise the Lord (2007) (TV Series) - Man on the Bench (1 episode, 2007) Man on the Bench (1 episode, 2007) See fewer Carman's Reality Check (Nov 22, 2007) Man on the Bench Man on the Bench See fewer
Designing Your Future (2007) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2007) Self (1 episode, 2007) See fewer Art Models (Mar 3, 2007) Season 1, Episode 17 - Self Self See fewer
The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency (2006) (TV Series) - Self (Christmas Video Segment) (1 episode, 2006) Self (Christmas Video Segment) (1 episode, 2006) See fewer Christmas with the Dickinsons (Dec 17, 2006) Season 2, Episode 0 - Self (Christmas Video Segment) (uncredited) Self (Christmas Video Segment) (uncredited) See fewer
Fear Files (2006) (TV Series) - Big Zombie in re-enactments (1 episode, 2006) Big Zombie in re-enactments (1 episode, 2006) See fewer Zombies (Oct 24, 2006) Season 1, Episode 1 - Big Zombie in re-enactments (as Michael Schmidt) Big Zombie in re-enactments (as Michael Schmidt) See fewer
Attack of the Show! (2006) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2006) Self (1 episode, 2006) See fewer Tony Hale, XXL Games (Aug 31, 2006) Self Self See fewer
Distraction (2005–2006) (TV Series) - Nudist Distractor (6 episodes, 2005) Nudist Distractor (6 episodes, 2005) See fewer Fourth Nudist Phoneboth (Feb 7, 2006) Season 2, Episode 14 - Nudist Distractor Nudist Distractor See fewer See more See fewer Loading
Fresh Baked Video Games (2006) (TV Series) - Self - Star Trek Geek (1 episode, 2006) Self - Star Trek Geek (1 episode, 2006) See fewer Counterfire: Battlefront 2 (Jan 28, 2006) Season 1, Episode 4 - Self - Star Trek Geek Self - Star Trek Geek See fewer
Tom Goes to the Mayor (2005) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2005) Self (1 episode, 2005) See fewer A Look Behind the Scenes (Jun 12, 2005) Season 1, Episode 14 - Self Self See fewer
Larger Than Life: A Cinematic Portrait of Michael Q. Schmidt (2005) (Short) - Self Self See fewer
Totally Busted (2005) (TV Series) - Self / Megalor (1 episode, 2005) Self / Megalor (1 episode, 2005) See fewer Megalor (Jul 15, 2005) Season 3, Episode 4 - Self / Megalor Self / Megalor See fewer
Penn & Teller: Bullshit! (2005) (TV Series) - Self (1 episode, 2005) Self (1 episode, 2005) See fewer Hair (Jun 20, 2005) Season 3, Episode 8 - Self (as Michael) Self (as Michael) See fewer
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