For the past two years, Cuco has independently released a steady drip of songs.

CUCO CLOCKS ARSENE Scorer Cuco Martina is mobbed before Fonte seals Arsene Wenger's fate

CUCO CLOCKS ARSENE Scorer Cuco Martina is mobbed before Long seals Arsene Wenger's fate

Outraged coach Cuco Ziganda also was sent off for protesting.

Cuco Ziganda's team have kept only seven cleam sheets in 31 league outings and failed to score in 16 league games, more than anyone except struggling Sociedad.

There is Cuco, who simulates bullfighting with young Procuna; Lily-Boy, who calls to tell his wife he will be home soon and sober, only to drink some more; Kid "Zopilote," slovenly, unlikable, and a self-described womanizer; and Loco-Chu, an indigent with a strange obsession for nickels, who is fed nightly by the owner of the Canton Cafe.

Torrente Santiago Segura Cuco Gabino Diego Mauricio Tony Leblanc Spinelli Jose Luis Moreno Singer Ines Sastre Fabrizio Arturo Valls Second parts were never worse than this," runs the self-mocking tagline for comedian Santiago Segura's sophomore helming stint.