The Liverpool FC legend gave Lourdes a 18-carat rose gold iPad, which was also personally engraved, for her sixth birthday - but some people quickly hit out at the 37-year-old, branding the gift "chavtastic" and vowing to "unfollow" the dad-of-four.

But just as 2014 is welcomed in, Mick and Linda find themselves at the chavtastic wedding of their tomboy daughter Nancy on New Year's Day.

The only thing missing from the F1 heiresses chavtastic look was a Croydon facelift hairstyle - an extreme ponytail that pulls the skin of the face taut.

I was just an unwitting bystander, dragged into a chavtastic discussion of flatulence.

Frank and the rest of the Gallagher brood are comedy gold - and they're so rough they make the chavtastic families who appear on Jeremy Kyle look positively sophisticated.

WELL, well, the chavtastic fairytale that is the Pete and Katie show has come to an abrupt end over a gay equestrian.

Vicky Elliott as Cilla's frenemy - an enemy disguised as a friend - steals the show with her chavtastic hair mascara and inappropriate, ill-fitting outfits.

Because, aside from the country's thickest millionairess and her chavtastic entourage of sovereign ring-wearers - put a shell to your ear and you'll hear the sea, use a shell-suit and you'll hear the Goody household - it's left us with a strictly hoo-ha-free bunch of faded stars and anodyne never-rans.

The funny thing is that, despite the fact that giant televisions are undeniably "chavtastic", I'm quite enjoying our new home entertainment system because everyone looks plumper in widescreen, even Jennifer Aniston, and it was worth buying it for that alone.

The company's official (and undeniably accurate) current slogan is "Kids love it!" Some visitors have come up with an (undeniably true) alternative - "chavtastic!"

There's also a drunken and raucous hen night in the Woolpack where the ladies dress as chavtastic Alicia.

The label may have jettisoned its chavtastic associations but there was far less class about the way it treated its Welsh workers than Daniella Westbrook clad in head-to toe plaid.