Gavin Webster's Falderal, Eastgate Theatre & Arts Centre, Peebles The affable Geordie nonsense merchant stops off in Peebles on his way home after the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

As F& M had started late, we missed the encore and had to run across town to catch Gavin Webster's Falderal at The Stand 2.

There are oodles of gizmos, gadgets and downright falderal littering the ATV accessory market (evidently they think we're suckers for all trinkets camo).

He wavered between the liberal parliamentary tradition embodied by his mother and the military falderal of his father's Prussian blood.

With the possible exception of the paper on American university basketball, which is a little prolix and weakened with falderal, the text is a stimulating array of subjects and analyses.