๐จโ๐ป Starring: @DacLuc (a.k.a. LucHD)
๐ผ Genre:
๐ป DevCore Power Ballad / Nerd Rock / Terminal Tragedy
๐ฟ Album:
๐ง 404: Life Not Found
A concept album about coding, crashing, and crying in
main
.
๐๏ธ Release Date:
git log --reverse | head -n 1
(a.k.a. the day he committed his soul)
๐๏ธ Produced By:
- The Stack Overflow Choir
- Mixed by:
ESLint
&Prettier (feat. Conflict)
- Mastered in: โ CoffeeScript (big mistake)
๐๏ธ Label:
๐๏ธ Terminal Records
"Where all builds eventually fail."
๐ Tracklist Highlights:
npm i -g depression
- Merge Conflict Symphony (Live Debug Version)
- Hello World, Goodbye Sleep
- Fork Me Baby One More Time
- Push It 'Til You Die (๐ธ Title Track)
- RIP.env
- Last Commit Lullaby
- Ctrl+C My Heart (๐ Dev Remix)
๐งพ License:
[MIT License] โ Copy, modify, cry, and deploy it freely.
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โ โ PUSH IT 'TIL YOU DIE โ โ
โ โ By: @DacLuc (LucHD) โ โ
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โ โ [ERROR] .exe not found โ โ
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โ โ [CORE] Segmentation fault โ โ
โ โ [LOG] soul.conf crashed โ โ
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๐ง Now playing in a terminal near you...
๐ Repeat: On
โโโ๐ Shuffle: Off
โโโ๐พ Bitrate: 1337kbps
[โฎ๏ธ] โข [โฏ๏ธ] โข [โญ๏ธ]
๐ป Streaming in 1337kbps of corrupted dreams...
โฑ๏ธ 01:14 / 03:45
โฌคโฌคโฌคโฌคโฌคโโโโโโโโโโโ 32.88%
๐ผ Born in the shell of a README file,
๐ป DacLuc screamed with commit
style.
๐ฃ๏ธ "Hello, world!"
was his first line,
โ๏ธ While LucHD debugged the sands of time.
๐ง He learned to code before he could crawl,
๐ฌ JavaScript babble? He knew it all.
๐ Raised by bugs and caffeinated dreams,
๐ฆ Nightmares built with broken npm
schemes.
๐งโ๐ Push it, pull it, merge and cry,
๐ฅ Built to ship, built to die.
๐ In this branch where dreams go dry,
๐ R.I.P devs โ we deploy, then fly.
๐ ๏ธ He built with hope, he built with flair,
๐ฅ Logs on fire, code in the air.
git status
gave him anxiety,
๐ Every sprint? A new variety.
โจ๏ธ Typed his soul in every file,
๐ Burned out fast, still shipped with style.
โณ One last whisper, one last try:
๐ git commit -m "Goodbye"
๐งโ๐ Push it, pull it, merge and cry,
๐ฅ Built to ship, built to die.
๐ On the CLI where angels sigh,
๐ R.I.P devs โ we deploy, then fly.
๐งพ Logs went silent, VSCode closed,
๐ Scripts archived, his keys reposed.
๐ฏ๏ธ But forks remain, stars never fade,
๐๏ธ A legacy in markdown laid.
๐ป LucHD now walks the GitHub skies,
๐ก Refactoring what never dies.
๐ง Still fixing bugs DacLuc once knew,
โจ Still yelling, โWHY IS THIS BUILD NEW??โ
๐งโ๐ Push it, pull it, test, then cry,
๐ฃ Built on tears, built to die.
๐ In /dev/null
where legends lie,
๐ R.I.P coders โ we deploy, then fly.
๐งต We're born to push,
๐ง Live to debug,
๐ Die on a Friday deploy, no hug.
๐ธ Now go forth, brave coder...
โ๏ธ Clone with courage,
๐ Build with honor,
๐
โโ๏ธ And git blame
no one but fate.
โ A very tired DacLuc, probably